with my 3rd year of college. damn. that was fast.
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
spilled a few drops of wine on my keyboard
shut down my laptop, cleaned it, waited for hella long. thought it was dead. ever since then my laptop is working as fast as the first day i bought it.
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers; sauce
Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group...– Randall Munroe (via dazed—confused)
diplo is my favorite artist right now. he has the most unique sound, largely due to his diverse incorporation of world music. (dancehall, reggaeton, blah blah). check out the stream to his upcoming EP “Express Yourself”. definitely gets your body moving. stream it on spotify here
U.S. Government in 1943
U,S, Government: Hitler has to be stopped. We will coordinate with Great Britain and Russia, and any other allies we can find, who are willing to fight against this march throughout Europe.The United States cannot and will not stand by and watch Nazi Germany's slaughter of human beings an-
Black Man: Excuse me,
U.S. Government: Nigga, shut the fuck up. I'm tryna say some real shit, you feel me and- look... I'ma just hang you. POLICE, HANG THIS NIGGA FOR TREASON CAUSE HE BLACK. AND SERVE SOME HOTDOGS WHEN YOU DO IT AND EAT THEM WHILE YOU WATCH 'EM HANG, LIKE VLAD HE IMPALER AND SHIT. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? WELL ITS GAME OVER, NIGGA. AIIGHT GO HANG HIM NOW.
U.S. Government: Wait, gimmie his shoes. Them shits is fresh. Niggas ain't supposed to have shoes anyway.
But I have never regretted moving in directions which “felt right”, even though...– Carl R. Rogers, ‘On Becoming A Person.’ 1971 (via venuschild)
my theme makes me miss the days when myspace was in its prime
We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which...– Alan Watts (via saltwatercures)